Imagine how amazing life could be if there was a panacea for literally anything that works as much as tech people think software trials work.
I extremely seriously have no clue how the meme is that everyone spends hours and hours at a time on Netflix when it gets like this after just a few seconds. Every time.
I’m pretty sure Alton Brown doing an entire episode on drinks for being around family at the holidays qualifies the man as an outright saint.
In my canon, at least.
The Outer Worlds was an utter joy. The aesthetic, music, and writing all earn the sense of wonder it evokes. I always need more of the space colony genre, and as a game it explored the space (sorry) well. Feel lucky to have played it. Going to be thinking about it for a while.
If even a quarter of the time spent googling lines from the “First they came for…” poem to imply people who modify their
/etc/ files are an at-risk minority was spent on speed, privacy, or quality, maybe the entire industry wouldn’t be, you know, like this.
Netflix Please-For-The-Love-of-God-Just-Call-It-Bake-Off-Nobody-Cares-What-Pillsbury-Thinks Challenge
Gyroscope aiming in Switchverwatch is a delight. It makes twitchy play feel way less like a chore. This should definitely be available on the PS version too, and maybe console games in general.
Sweet. I’m invincible.
Currently pondering (and suffering from) the sheer lunacy necessary for someone to have gone, “Well, first we’ll transpile it…” and for someone else to respond with, “Ah, a capital idea! None of the bug reports will ever be ours to fix, then!”
(Photo of me sipping a mug of tea labeled “Tears of SIP Haters”)
Somehow got on the subject of the Cheeky Nando’s meme with the boy, and I had to mention how good it actually is… turns out the sauce is just at Kroger!
And I remember it perfectly. 😋😋😋
Not only is AT&T “5GE” an unrepentant scam against customers, but I’m rewarded for it by getting only 1 bar of awful signal everywhere I go, where I would otherwise get perfect LTE.
And you can’t turn it off!
That is what Real Innovation looks like, folks.
Me: wakes up to buy a telephone precisely once
Me: Maybe I COULD be a morning person!!!
I don’t know who decided blue phones were a thing they didn’t like and weren’t going to make, but it minorly-inconveniences me so much.
But… green? GREEN?!
(In an extremely Brittany Howard/Alabama Shakes voice) 🎶 Sound and fu-ry
Made some Beyond tacos on a total lark and they are actually kind of awesome!
Any difference in taste isn’t noticeable with taco flavor, basically no better or worse than using turkey.
Looking up the flags to
./configure ffmpeg like it’s 2006 again because H*mebrew thinks so little of its users as to install every conceivable optional dependency and gives no way to avoid them anymore.
Computing is doing great, definitely not broken at almost every layer… 🤮
Not something I ever expected to say, but here I am at the queer grunge artisanal biscuit shop. 😋 Biscuit Bitch in Seattle, WA
Yes, yes. I know. Data analysis.
Pandas… for everyone?
Software developers using the first-gen beta of anything: Is THIS… the END?? Has my time finally come????? Is the Grim Repear here for us all??!!!??? Sell your stock NOW!!!! Also don’t forget to subscribe to my blog hey thanks lol Squarespace kthx bai #doomed
Me: Show me the glittering world of my dreams 60 times a second
PlayStation: No sweat.
Me: Great, now show me a grid of 6 icons and allow me to choose one.
PlayStation: Oh no.
My mantra that text rendering will make you cry has once again proved unassailable.
“But she played not a note
And only one moment spoke
These simple and poignant five words,
‘You people are totally absurd.’”
You know what we call people who use the phrase “nanny _something_”?
We call them assholes.